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My Health And What That Means For Nnn

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 1 year ago

Hey guys! If you've been following my twitter and my facebook, you will know that for the past two weeks or so my health has been pretty wonky. Ever since my surgery in February I've just not been myself and giving my 100%. I don't feel like it is proper to divulge all my health issues on this blog as some of it is very private in my opinion (no. I dont have a STD or anything horrendous like that :P I'd have to get laid waaaay more for that to happen... HAH!!) HOWEVER. It -is- proper for me to e..   More..


Woo Spring Is Coming!!

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 1 year ago

Im so excited for the coming warmer weather... Spring in particular (Summer can kiss my white-ass). Im hopping to shoot so much content for you guys here on the nook! I wanna do more out doorsy stuff, and with it being warmer I'll finally be able to... I've been chatting with a few photographers (and just a few friends I can throw my camera at and go TAKE PICTURES NOW) so I've got some fun stuff planned. I've been keeping busy with my own little schedule. Between working CONSTANTLY on Pixel Vixe..   More..


Goodnight Fuckvale... Goodnight

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 1 year ago

So many of you know I ADORE corny parody porn. Hell I directed my first one (which will be shipping out shortly! SQUEE!) and its corny as all fuck. This weeks update is yet another corny parody of Nightvale. It's a damn good podcast called "Welcome to Nightvale". If you haven't given it a listen, do. It's just so damn good. Think Lovecraft-ian mythos with a silly spin and the most fabulous gay man as the host ever. With the voice that is cream. Nom. His voice is seriously so damn beautiful. Anyw..   More..


Post Surgery

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 1 year ago

Hey guys! Im back from surgery and I'm able to sit at the computer already for more than a few minutes at a time. Im still very winded and sore, but hey at least I'm back on my feet! For starters - I just wanted to thank all the amazing people out there who have been there for me during this difficult time. I can't count how many times I've shed happy tears because of the kind words some of you have sent me. The support you guys give me is amazing and I'd be no where without you all. You make my..   More..


Holy Hell Its Been a While

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 1 year ago

Yeah. I'm horrible with blogs. Sorry about that, guys. So updates on me and my life : Uh... Just survivin' really. Haha. Im kinda a boring person, aren't I? The most interesting thing I have to offer is Im having a surgery on Tuesday, which will have me pretty out of commission for a week or so. Don't worry, updates should be going up per usual unless something goes awry - but let's hope that doesnt happen, yeah? Other news, still house hunting! Jeepers- how long as it been? An awful long while...   More..


Porn - Its Not Serious Bidness!

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 1 year ago

This blog is quickly becoming my soap box. Either way, here goes another opinion blog of yours truly! PORN. Should it be taken seriously, or goofed off with? A lot of people have been asking me about how I'll be directing my first upcoming DVD movie, My Little Porny: Fucking is Magic. Will it all be completely true to character? Will there be funnyness? Will there be singing? I can't give away all the answers, but what I WILL answer is how I'll be handling the DVD over all. Some people are worri..   More..


Nude Modeling Vs. Porn - Why i Stepped It Up

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 2 years ago

So I get this question way more often than I'd like to... Why did I slowly go from nude model to cam girl to amateur porn chick? It's simple really -- because I WANTED to. It's so aggrivating when people look at me and either look down on me because I've entered the world of hard core porn, or they believe I only did it due to money. Yes, money is great and grand, and I wouldn't be doing ANY of this as often as I do if I didn't get paid (it IS my job after all), however I will never... and i rep..   More..


Happy Two Year Anniversary Noelsnaughtynook!

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 2 years ago

So I seriously wouldn't have realized this if it weren't for my friend Charles... but it's TOTALLY the two year marker for Noelsnaughtynook right now! Wow. I would have missed that. Haha. Well shit. Celebration in order. Buy a one year membership for only 75$ from now till the end of the month! Wow. How did I miss this?!   More..


Possibly Moving?!

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 2 years ago

Thats right guys, I might be possibly moving for the FINAL TIME! I know I know, I seem to move at least once a year, due to finding better and cheaper apartments to rent out... however this time I wont be moving out too quickly, because I'm BUYING A HOUSE! That's right. Noel Cypress is buying a fucking house. And what does that mean? That means my own back yard... where I can shoot content. My own porch... Where I can shoot content. MULTIPLE ROOMS WHERE I CAN SHOOT CONTENT!!! AHHHHHH! Im very.....   More..


3ds Raffle!!

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 2 years ago

Exactly as it sounds, I'm running a raffle for a brand spanken new 3DS!!! Donaters that are from Noelsnaughtynook.com can donate $3 per ticket, non-members its a donation of $4 per ticket. Want more than one ticket? 15 tickets in the drawing is only $30 for members, $40 for non-members :) Please PM me on my facebook (http://www.facebook.com/noel.cypress) if you would like to donate and get your tickets for this drawing! Date for drawing will be announced -AFTER- I make enough to cover the 3DS to..   More..


No Update 1-4-13

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 2 years ago

If you guys didn't know from my facebook : http://www.facebook.com/noel.cypress (which is the best place to know what's what in my current life) I have been VERY sick for the past four days. To the point I had to go to the hospital earlier today. They couldn't do much for me, but that of course didn't stop em from poking and prodding my arms with needles and then afterwords saying "Go home, drink fluids, sleep." Which was utter bullshit. So yea, since I litterally went from.... Christmas to New ..   More..


Where Have i Been? And Wtf Is Up With Cam Shows?

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 2 years ago

That's a good question people... And for that, this blog will have some big announcements pertaining to NNN. As of late, I have become very VERY busy in my personal life, my volunteer life, and my work life. I'm juggling a whole bunch of different stuff right now and it's gotten to the point I never have time for things like my camshows on here and my own personal wants and needs. It's unfair to promise you guys weekly cam shows and then miss out on them constantly. I'm sure many of you are read..   More..


Mixture Of Goodness And Badness For Birthday Month

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 2 years ago

Exactly as the title says. My birthday is at the end of the month... but I generally celebrate my birthday the ENTIRE MONTH because it just makes life more fun that way. Anyway we've started celebrating and partying, my group of friends and I, however its REAAAALLY had its ups and downs so far. So two nights ago we decide.. Uh. Duh. TITTY BARS! Let's do it. We pick up on of our male friends from a bar, let's call him Bob, who was already quite drunk. I have one of my female friends with me (who ..   More..


i Actually Went On Adventures

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 2 years ago

thats right! I DID SHIT THIS WEEK! Be proud of me. I know you are. This little hermit is learning that sex, anime and video games isn't the only part of life. Haha. Anywho. A couple of friends and I went to a fun world that's in the city about 45 minutes from where I live. It was fun! For only 20$ we got to Lazer Tag, Go Carts, Mini Golf, Bat in a batting cage, and run ammock in their adult-sized play-place complete with bouncing castles and a ball pit. Needless to say.. It was fun. Oh. And laze..   More..


I. Am. Boring.

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 2 years ago

The reason I haven't blogged is honestly because my life has been HELLA boring this past week. I went to the party. Had a blast and pretty much got drunk with all the buds. Thats about it. Beyond that Ive been working on a big super secret (not really secret) project for Pixel Vixens. So THAT is exciting. FINALLY learned how to make armor a proper way. Fuck yeah Uhm... yyyyeah that's about all I have... This week's update is coming soon! Noel   More..


Rough Week Is Rough

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 3 years ago

This week can be summed up with one word: rough. For those who follow my twitter religiously, you'll know the jist of it. For those who don't and like to read about my life, go right on ahead. It started Saturday. I woke up early and had to rush my ass out of the house because I had over five bajillion things to do. okay, I had three BIG things to do, but none the less it made me want to explode my own head. So first thing, a cousin was getting married. SO I had to get all dressed up and rush ov..   More..


Trying To Get Better At Blogging... Again.

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 3 years ago

So yesterday was the bit of an adventure. I went to go see an old friend from high school at her beauty college. She was gonna cut my hair finally since I've gotten tired of the style it's in. The new style is fuckin' AMAZING. I keep joking that i look like a little boy, as when I don't wear make up now I look fairly androgynous (and little boy like): So yeah. I sat in the chair for over three hours while my friend and I caught up on our high school friends... And damn, for someone who doesnt ha..   More..


New Determination

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 3 years ago

I've finally recovered from my trip to California... Traveling seems to really take it out of me. I had about two weeks worth of wanting to just lay around and do nothing just due to how incredibly tired I felt constantly. Either way, after today I'm finally feeling top notch again :) Im currently waiting for a ride to a new shoot for the site. We're going to a private pool where we'll be shooting a pool shoot along with possibly a cosplay shoot. I'm excited, it'll be nice to get in front of the..   More..


Holy Moly Batman

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 3 years ago

So Im gonna be honest... I used to think I was busy before? God I was wrong, I'm busy NOW. Pixel-vixens.com is SHOOTING off like a bullet. I was worried for a while that I wouldn't get nearly as many cosplay geeks who wanna fuck on camera (since there's an affinity of us who are INCREDIBLY shy...) but a few months have gone by and I keep getting interested models! I'm really happy about that. I'm glad I'm finding people who are into all the same things as me and have as much of a sexual appetite..   More..


One Month Until Anime Expo

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Category: General Blogs   Author: Noel   Posted: 3 years ago

yeah so... holy crap. Anime expo is REALLY soon. Like... Hella. Im sooo not ready. Rofl. Cosplay wise and just nerves wise. I've been working on too many other things and i keep looking at the date like " O__O WHAT THE FUCK!? " so yeah. that's happening. Im really excited though. I ordered some of our first edition Dakimakura pillows for both NNN and pixel-vixens.com which is WICKED awesome. If any of you want a pillow-sized me or Alice Malice, then visit my freaking booth :P In other news... We..   More..


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